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It has been a long time and we haven't heard from a lot of our batch-mates. Wondering what they are upto? Based on reports received from our undercover journalists, we did sting operations on some of them. Here are the updates:

Partha: Working his way into a 'live-in' relationship. Problem is, no landlord is willing to rent his flat to lecherous couples.

Shreenidhi: Fighting ghosts of his past, he has finally got over his failed relationships. Frequent blowjobs from strangers at NTPC helped, says he.

Soni: Just trailing behind Sharma, he has also gone to Base 3. Reports say, his egg-diet has increased to 6 eggs per day. Ofcourse, we all know his fascination for big round objects! ;)

Vivek: Still struggling at Base 2 in Hyderabad, he is having a dry spell. Juggling with 4 balls at the same time, it is difficult to maintain focus, says he.

Niraj: Finally crossed Base 2 and has gone underground since then.

Chaki: Performance issues are haunting our friend. Is taking counselling from Soni, our sources say. Doping affects stamina adversely, says he. A case of 'bad swimmers'.

Tharwani: The king of Hyd! Partha should take a leaf out of his book. Live-in and what not!!! Tharwani hardly has any time for friends, all weekends spent inside his 1BHK flat. BTW, Soni is waiting for when he breaks up so he can work his way in. ;)

Thats all we have for now, guys! Keep the comments coming in.... :)

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